The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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