were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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