I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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