When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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