I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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