I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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