We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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