sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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