You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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