So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Your cock deserves a montage
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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