Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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