where am i from again
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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