I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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