So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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