I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So gin and wine won't be happening again
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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