People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
