why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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