it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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