when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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