the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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