so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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