I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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