Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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