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I'm eating all of the evidence.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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