Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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