I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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