Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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