Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
