no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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