i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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