I've blown a few things in my day
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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