once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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