Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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