I'm drive I can fine osifer
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Randomize
