i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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