The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Nobody cheats on THIS.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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