i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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