we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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