thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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