am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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