Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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