who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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