That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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