I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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