At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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