Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Couch. On fire.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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