1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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