her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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