My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Sorry about my life...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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