The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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