For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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