help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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