Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
a search helicopter?!
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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