There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Randomize
