did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
