yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
that may or may not have been my penis.
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